The Pelosi Car parody reveals more about conservative anxieties

The Pelosi Car

This is supposed to be funny, but really it’s a revealing glimpse into the paranoia of the wingnut psyche. Or perhaps a laundry list of conservative canards.

The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition

I’m sure they thought they covered every base:

  • Unemployment ala 1970s
  • Rationing
  • Impotence
  • Command Economics
  • Al Gore
  • Homophobia
  • Chappaquiddick
  • NPR
  • Unions
  • Wealth Redistribution
  • Public Transportation
  • Barack Hussein Obama

But I think they could have done better, and covered the entire wingnut checklist:

They left out several important features:

  • Pregnancy-detecting seats with automatic abortion.
  • Includes blanket permit for use in any Gay Pride parade (but not Veterans Day, Memorial Day, or Independence Day parades).
  • Firearm trade-ins available — it’s mandatory anyway.
  • Owners manual printed in 27 languages, including Arabic.
  • Fits through the smallest illegal border tunnel for easy commuting.
  • Free parking inside the Jersey-barrier perimeter of any government building.
  • Built-in GPS continuously sends your location to nearest black helicopter.

Too subtle, eh?

It’s kind of old, but I just got it today.

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