This is supposed to be funny, but really it’s a revealing glimpse into the paranoia of the wingnut psyche. Or perhaps a laundry list of conservative canards.
I’m sure they thought they covered every base:
- Unemployment ala 1970s
- Rationing
- Impotence
- Command Economics
- Al Gore
- Homophobia
- Chappaquiddick
- NPR
- Unions
- Wealth Redistribution
- Public Transportation
- Barack Hussein Obama
But I think they could have done better, and covered the entire wingnut checklist:
They left out several important features:
- Pregnancy-detecting seats with automatic abortion.
- Includes blanket permit for use in any Gay Pride parade (but not Veterans Day, Memorial Day, or Independence Day parades).
- Firearm trade-ins available — it’s mandatory anyway.
- Owners manual printed in 27 languages, including Arabic.
- Fits through the smallest illegal border tunnel for easy commuting.
- Free parking inside the Jersey-barrier perimeter of any government building.
- Built-in GPS continuously sends your location to nearest black helicopter.
Too subtle, eh?
It’s kind of old, but I just got it today.