I had plans for this potato. Now all I have is the certificate of authenticity.
I had plans for this potato. Now all I have is the certificate of authenticity.
45 years ago, at the Phoenix premier of “Life of Brian” some protesters tried in vain to turn us away. I still have their flier.
I drew a bespoke cute, big-eyed, rabbit holding a carrot for my daughter, only for her to change her mind midway.
When police arrived they discovered a 21-year-old man changing the pitch of his voice to act out both sides of the fighting couple.
I'll email you when I post something new — and that's all. Promise.