What do you do when you’ve used your last square of toilet paper, and the hoarders have raided all the rolls from the stores?

What do you do when you’ve used your last square of toilet paper, and the hoarders have raided all the rolls from the stores?
I might be a little too pleased with this photo.
When did we establish that unicorns poop rainbows? More research is needed.
My ten-year-old daughter had a bad day and wanted to vent about it. We ad-libbed a blues song.
I'll email you when I post something new — and that's all. Promise.