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Published on 04 June

Karen wants to speak with the manager about systemic racism

By ted , In Crusades
Melissa McCrery

A white, pro-Trump, Christian conservative discovers her blind spot as a result George Floyd’s murder.

# Fugacious, Politics, Racism, Trump, Video
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Published on 23 May

Why Madagascar’s COVID‑19 Cure Almost Certainly Isn’t

By ted , In Crusades
Cure for all Ills bottle

“Covid Organics” is the hydroxychloroquine of Madagascar; a COVID‑19 panacea promoted by the president. Possibly harmful.

# Africa, Cameroon, Coronavirus Pandemic, Madagascar, Science
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Published on 11 April

Arizona’s Top Trump Ass Kissers

By ted , In Crusades
Arizona’s Top Trump Ass Kissers

I evaluated how well and how often Arizona officials suck up to Trump. And the winner is…

# Arizona, Coronavirus Pandemic, Politics, Trump
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Published on 09 April

Mr. Normal – aka “Normative Whiteness Caught in the Act” (Sketch)

By ted , In Pleasures
Mr. Normal

The name “Mr. Normal” came to me instantly. I was disappointed in myself.

# Africa, Art, Madagascar, Sketches
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Published on 16 March

How to Clean your Butthole after Assholes have Hoarded all the Toilet Paper

By ted , In Adventures
Bottle Bidet

What do you do when you’ve used your last square of toilet paper, and the hoarders have raided all the rolls from the stores?

# Africa, Art, Coronavirus Pandemic, Madagascar, Scatology, Sketches
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Published on 28 February

Found: Africa’s Cartoon Cannibal Kettle

By ted , In Adventures, Pleasures
Jungle Jitters

I came across this man-sized cooking kettle in Madagascar.

# Africa, Madagascar, Racism
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Published on 15 February

7 Fixes for Trump’s ‘Uncle Sam’ Meme

By ted , In Crusades
Pull my finger

I agree with the words in this stupid meme – in a way.

# Politics, Trump
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Published on 13 February

Oingo Rodeo (Sketch)

By ted , In Pleasures

A couple of guys from the country bar penetrated into the Oingo Boingo show. This is what happened.

# Art, Biography, Music, Sketches
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Published on 04 February

Smurfs Ice Cream: The Terrifying Truth

By ted , In Crusades, Pleasures
Smurfs

It’s obvious – if anyone who would stop feasting on delicious frozen Smurf flesh for just one second and reflect on it.

# Africa, Art, Madagascar, Pizza Girl, Sketches, Video
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Published on 27 January

Introducing Bonehead (Sketch)

By ted , In Pleasures
Bonehead

Bonehead made me realize that my pencil-and-paper sketching skills have deteriorated from neglect.

# Art, Sketches
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  • Karen wants to speak with the manager about systemic racism
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  • Arizona’s Top Trump Ass Kissers
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  • How to Clean your Butthole after Assholes have Hoarded all the Toilet Paper

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