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Published on 14 December

Trump ‘Soldiers’ want out of the partisan war

By Ted , In Crusades
GI Joe MAGA clothes

A 20-year-old song made me consider the predicament of people who have lost their enthusiasm for Trump.

# Iowa, Music, Songwriting, Trump
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Published on 14 November

Barbie Mantis (Sculpture)

By Ted , In Pleasures
Barbie Mantis

I recently was given a some bad Barbie bits, and this is what I did with them.

# Art, Pizza Girl
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Published on 19 July

I wanted to be Johnny Clegg

By Ted , In Adventures, Pleasures
Guitar and Concertina

I don’t think any famous musician affected my life choices as much as Johnny Clegg

# Africa, Biography, Cameroon, Madagascar, Music, Peace Corps
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Published on 02 July

Your Discarded Edgy T‑Shirts

By Ted , In Crusades
T-shirt

Photos of Africans wearing your stupid discarded shirts — and some borderline preachy context.

# Africa, Madagascar
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Published on 16 June

Your father’s a jerk

By , In Crusades
Twin Boys at Takoma Metro

I found myself alone with twin boys, as their father raged in pursuit of a stranger. What could I say?

# Biography, Sketches
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Published on 28 May

Open-Minded Green-Eyed Lady (Sketch)

By Ted , In Pleasures
Green-Eyed Lady

I started to draw a “pretty” face and then I just couldn’t.

# Art, Sketches
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Published on 15 May

Lunch Break Surfing Guy who looks a little bit like Adrian Belew (Sketch)

By Ted , In Pleasures
Surfer

Here’s a guy surfing on his lunch break, who looks a little bit like my favorite musician.

# Art, Music, Sketches
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Published on 06 May

Croc of Shit

By Ted , In Adventures
Croc of Shit

I might be a little too pleased with this photo.

# Africa, Madagascar, Scatology
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Published on 18 April

Le Petit Brute (Sketch)

By Ted , In Pleasures
Le Petit Brute

Art class at the second fanciest restaurant in my neighborhood.

# Africa, Art, Madagascar, Pizza Girl, Sketches
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Published on 06 April

Ele-fish Gerald (Sketch)

By Ted , In Pleasures
Elefish

Seriously? The largest herbivorous fish is the parrotfish. Evolution, you can do better than that.

# Art, Sketches
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