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Published on 15 February

7 Fixes for Trump’s ‘Uncle Sam’ Meme

By Ted , In Crusades
Pull my finger

I agree with the words in this stupid meme – in a way.

# Donald Trump, Politics
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Published on 13 February

Oingo Rodeo (Sketch)

By Ted , In Pleasures

A couple of guys from the country music bar penetrated into the Oingo Boingo show. This is what happened.

# Art, Biography, Music, Sketches
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Published on 04 February

Smurfs Ice Cream: The Terrifying Truth

By Ted , In Crusades, Pleasures
Smurfs

It’s obvious – if anyone who would stop feasting on delicious frozen Smurf flesh for just one second and reflect on it.

# Africa, Art, Madagascar, Pizza Girl, Sketches, Video
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Published on 27 January

Introducing Bonehead (Sketch)

By Ted , In Pleasures
Bonehead

Bonehead made me realize that my pencil-and-paper sketching skills have deteriorated from neglect.

# Art, Sketches
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Published on 14 December

Trump ‘Soldiers’ want out of the partisan war

By Ted , In Crusades
GI Joe MAGA clothes

A 20-year-old song made me consider the predicament of people who have lost their enthusiasm for Trump.

# Donald Trump, Iowa, Music, Songwriting
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Published on 14 November

Barbie Mantis (Sculpture)

By Ted , In Pleasures
Barbie Mantis

I recently was given a some bad Barbie bits, and this is what I did with them.

# Art, Pizza Girl
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Published on 19 July

I wanted to be Johnny Clegg

By Ted , In Adventures, Pleasures
Guitar and Concertina

I don’t think any famous musician affected my life choices as much as Johnny Clegg

# Africa, Biography, Cameroon, Madagascar, Music, Peace Corps, Songwriting
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Published on 02 July

Your Discarded Edgy T‑Shirts

By Ted , In Crusades

Photos of Africans wearing your stupid discarded shirts — and some borderline preachy context.

# Africa, Madagascar
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Published on 16 June

Your father’s a jerk

By Ted , In Crusades
Twin Boys at Takoma Metro

I found myself alone with twin boys, as their father raged in pursuit of a stranger. What could I say?

# Bike, Biography, Sketches
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Published on 28 May

Open-Minded Green-Eyed Lady (Sketch)

By Ted , In Pleasures
Green-Eyed Lady

I started to draw a “pretty” face and then I just couldn’t.

# Art, Sketches
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